My lifevest’s attached, I’m ready to go
I’m floating here, just off your dock
I hate to nudge you and say, “Let’s awake!”
But dawn has broken, it’s afternoon
We’ve slept all day in our mansion’s room
And all I want to do is hit the lake!
So kiss me, then put this vest on
Yes it’s yours — initials sewn!
If we both flip over, least we’ll float.
‘Cause we’re leaving on a jet ski
Healthcare reform — not that again!
Oh this is way better than a boat!
Yes we’re leaving on a jet ski
We’ll fight Obamacare and then
We’ll get to building our moat…
(Photo of Ann and Mitt Romney on a jet ski on their $8 million estate in Lake Winnipesaukee, New Hampshire by Charles Dharapak / AP via The New York Daily News)
President Obama takes a week-long vacation and plays some golf: he’s a lazy elitist useles piece of shit according to the neocons.
This? If you even just put up a photo like this, you’re “inciting class warfare”.
That’s a fucking ginormous jetski though. I wonder if they have an elevator in their house for all their jetski’s too.